Seriously.

My neighbors have a problem.

Someone's smoke detector goes off every single evening when they cook. Fifth time just now. Okay, sixth. That last one sounded warbled, so I hope they didn't disconnect it.

Okay, they didn't. Seventh, eighth, and ninth.

The fucking thing has to be broken.

Just great.

Tenth.

Open your windows, and use fans to get the smoke out, or call the fire depa...

eventh.

twelth.

update: My neighbors across the hall now have their door open, and a guy standing on a chair fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector.

This is going to be a long night...