You know you're a true rennie when...
Add explosion of garb making fabric, and garb overflowing the closet, and you have me. But, my only sharp pointy thing is my sissor dagger.
And having a ren faire shopping list that includes a dagger and bracers for your twelve-year old, because he needs them in the fall.
And the drinking songs. And why did he know most of the verses of All for me Grog???