Crap. Double-crap.

I am an idiot beyond all idiots.

I screwed up my son's tabard. You know, the one he needs tomorrow.

I followed some vague instructions online for a tabard, thinking it would be easier.

Right.

I should have just used the pattern I've used in the past, but we wanted something different.

Now he has nothing to wear, my hat is not finished, and my forepart is not hemmed.

I am going to work on something else for a bit, and think about what I am going to do to fix this mess. Oh, and he still needs a shirt.